SpongeBob, Jeff Gannon Plan June Wedding
TORONTO--Recently outted cartoon character SpongeBob and right-wing reporter turned homosexual escort Jeff Gannon recently announced that they plan to exchange vows in a private ceremony this summer in Toronto.
Controversy continues to surround Gannon, who was often given special treatment during White House press briefings, over his appearance on gay porn sites like Hotmilitarystud.com, Workingboys.net, Militaryescorts.com, MilitaryescortsM4M.com and Meetlocalmen.com.
However, SpongeBob has publicly sworn to stand by Gannon and not be absorbed into the mire. "This is a very joyful time for both of us," he said. "We're very much looking forward to merging our pineapples and building a life together."
SpongeBob, who was outted by Christian nut James Dobson, is no stranger to scandal. Earlier this month, it was revealed that, prior to achieving success on the small screen, the cheerful yellow sea creature worked as a contraceptive Todays Sponge and appeared in several homemade films with former Teletubby Tinky Winky.
Controversy continues to surround Gannon, who was often given special treatment during White House press briefings, over his appearance on gay porn sites like Hotmilitarystud.com, Workingboys.net, Militaryescorts.com, MilitaryescortsM4M.com and Meetlocalmen.com.
However, SpongeBob has publicly sworn to stand by Gannon and not be absorbed into the mire. "This is a very joyful time for both of us," he said. "We're very much looking forward to merging our pineapples and building a life together."
SpongeBob, who was outted by Christian nut James Dobson, is no stranger to scandal. Earlier this month, it was revealed that, prior to achieving success on the small screen, the cheerful yellow sea creature worked as a contraceptive Todays Sponge and appeared in several homemade films with former Teletubby Tinky Winky.
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