Poll: How Will Americans Spend the Next Four Years?
11% - Getting high on the burning fumes of democracy
9% - Checking Dick Cheney for suspicious-looking moles
36% - Tea-bagging Paris Hilton
22% - Listening to James Earl Jones read the New Testament
15% - Pointing to where Catholic priests touched their no-no places
7% - Attending "Welcome to Canada" fish fries
9% - Checking Dick Cheney for suspicious-looking moles
36% - Tea-bagging Paris Hilton
22% - Listening to James Earl Jones read the New Testament
15% - Pointing to where Catholic priests touched their no-no places
7% - Attending "Welcome to Canada" fish fries
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