Hunter S. Thompson Shoots Neighborhood Pest
By Heuvelmeyer
WOODY CREEK, COLO. -- Police called to the home of journalist Hunter S. Thompson Sunday night told relieved neighbors that the celebrated author had just shot and killed "the most obnoxious resident" of Woody Creek. The victim, identified as Hunter S. Thompson, was a well-known NRA member with a long history of run-ins with the law, an uncontrollable addiction to mind-altering drugs, and a reckless fondness for loaded guns.
WOODY CREEK, COLO. -- Police called to the home of journalist Hunter S. Thompson Sunday night told relieved neighbors that the celebrated author had just shot and killed "the most obnoxious resident" of Woody Creek. The victim, identified as Hunter S. Thompson, was a well-known NRA member with a long history of run-ins with the law, an uncontrollable addiction to mind-altering drugs, and a reckless fondness for loaded guns.
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