How To Tell If You're Under the Mind Control Of:

George Bush - have desire to kick ass, any ass

The Mainstream Media - have desire to kiss ass, any ass

Arnold Schwarzenegger - have desire to grope ass, any ass

Donald Rumsfeld - have desire to kick own ass

Robert Blake - have desire to save own ass

Fox News Corp. - have desire to elect assholes

The FCC - have desire to ban use of the word "ass"

Karl Rove - have desire to be an ass