Commentary: Mending Fences
United we stand, divided we fall.
The past few years have seen the American public split on core issues like never before, and the years of this intellectual warfare have taken their toll on friends, neighbors, family members and hobos shouting obscenities in the subway.
Simply put, Americans have been unable to find common ground regarding their thoughts on President Bush. To some, he is a megalomaniac asshole, while others find him to be a simple-minded douche bag.
We at the U.I. believe that there is room in the American political landscape for compromise. Perhaps when time heals the wounds of the recent past, we can all come together in a moment of harmony and agree that the President is both a megalomaniac douche bag and a simple-minded asshole. Let the healing begin.
The past few years have seen the American public split on core issues like never before, and the years of this intellectual warfare have taken their toll on friends, neighbors, family members and hobos shouting obscenities in the subway.
Simply put, Americans have been unable to find common ground regarding their thoughts on President Bush. To some, he is a megalomaniac asshole, while others find him to be a simple-minded douche bag.
We at the U.I. believe that there is room in the American political landscape for compromise. Perhaps when time heals the wounds of the recent past, we can all come together in a moment of harmony and agree that the President is both a megalomaniac douche bag and a simple-minded asshole. Let the healing begin.
posted by Foebia at 4:11 PM
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