Opinions: Hobo Proves String Theory
LOS ANGELES--Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt separate. Major League Baseball copes with rampant steroid use. Tsunami disaster devastates Southeast Asia. Is there a connection? A transient, who goes by the name Stymie Rick, thinks there is.
"If you are a student of modern string theory, which I am, then you must acknowledge the interconnectedness of all things and all events, all of which are inherently linked by their existence in the fabric of space and time," said Rick. "The egocentric view that any event can occur in isolation, independent of the universal factors that both oppose and promote that event, is absurd."
Rick then lifted his shirt, exposing a healing abdominal scar, and announced angrily, "The cheese component of the whipping boy did me wrong! Yeah, hot shot! Yeah, hot shot! Presto!"
"If you are a student of modern string theory, which I am, then you must acknowledge the interconnectedness of all things and all events, all of which are inherently linked by their existence in the fabric of space and time," said Rick. "The egocentric view that any event can occur in isolation, independent of the universal factors that both oppose and promote that event, is absurd."
Rick then lifted his shirt, exposing a healing abdominal scar, and announced angrily, "The cheese component of the whipping boy did me wrong! Yeah, hot shot! Yeah, hot shot! Presto!"
posted by Foebia at 1:28 PM
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