Hearing-Impaired Hater Claims Hollywood Controlled by Shoes
DETROIT--In his first public speaking engagement as a volunteer for the Aryan Association of Unemployed White Men (AAUWM), Bobby Wexley, a 48-year-old hearing-impaired computer programmer, told a group of would-be racists that Hollywood is controlled by shoes.
"You wonder who is infecting your children with their unwholesome ideas? It's the shoes!" said a visibly angered Wexley. "It's the shoe-controlled media that hides the truth from us, and the truth is that every day the shoes get stronger while we get weaker. "
Several members of the racist organization confirmed Wexley's participation in the group, though they said that he usually stood in the back of the room and often asked fellow haters to repeat themselves during post-rant discussions.
When informed that the group had no bias either for or against shoes, but rather had the goal of asserting the power of white men over all other races, Wexley expressed surprise.
"Really?" questioned a perplexed Wexley. "In a way, that makes more sense. But still, that's probably exactly what the shoes would like for us to think."
"You wonder who is infecting your children with their unwholesome ideas? It's the shoes!" said a visibly angered Wexley. "It's the shoe-controlled media that hides the truth from us, and the truth is that every day the shoes get stronger while we get weaker. "
Several members of the racist organization confirmed Wexley's participation in the group, though they said that he usually stood in the back of the room and often asked fellow haters to repeat themselves during post-rant discussions.
When informed that the group had no bias either for or against shoes, but rather had the goal of asserting the power of white men over all other races, Wexley expressed surprise.
"Really?" questioned a perplexed Wexley. "In a way, that makes more sense. But still, that's probably exactly what the shoes would like for us to think."
posted by Foebia at 6:06 AM
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