Albert "Al" Qaeda Changes Name
BLOCKTON, ARK.--Tired of an endless blitz of jokes and taunts from friends and co-workers, local pool salesman Albert "Al" Qaeda has officially filed the necessary papers to change his name.
"The ridicule really started to get to me and was affecting my quality of life," said Qaeda. "Since 2001, it's been relentless. I gained a little weight and suddenly I was Fat Albert, and Alberta Canada, and Albert The Fat Cuban Pool Guy. A name change seemed to be my only option."
Authorities are expected to quickly approve the request, which is good news to Qaeda, who said that he is anxious to begin life under his new name, Muslim Brotherhood.
"The ridicule really started to get to me and was affecting my quality of life," said Qaeda. "Since 2001, it's been relentless. I gained a little weight and suddenly I was Fat Albert, and Alberta Canada, and Albert The Fat Cuban Pool Guy. A name change seemed to be my only option."
Authorities are expected to quickly approve the request, which is good news to Qaeda, who said that he is anxious to begin life under his new name, Muslim Brotherhood.
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